1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,492 --> 00:00:09,712 [Applause] 3 00:00:10,213 --> 00:00:14,473 Okay, Pete Marcus goes to Sandy Bilbo. 4 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:19,662 Remember, every dollar earned today at the It's A Date Auction, 5 00:00:19,663 --> 00:00:22,439 goes to buying our marching band instruments. 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,464 Because a marching band without instruments is just some kids, 7 00:00:25,465 --> 00:00:30,033 stomping around a football field like a bunch of dopes. 8 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:32,882 Yo, to win an auction, you gotta play it smooth. 9 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:34,891 Let the other bidders make the first move. 10 00:00:34,892 --> 00:00:36,455 Up next is Carol Thompson. 11 00:00:36,456 --> 00:00:38,316 $50! 12 00:00:39,298 --> 00:00:41,929 Ooh, okay. Uh, who will give me 60? 13 00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:43,730 75. 14 00:00:44,095 --> 00:00:47,097 Smooth, Jerry. Smooth. 15 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:50,878 Sold to Jerry Martinez for $75. 16 00:00:53,215 --> 00:00:56,106 And that brings us to Kim Crawford. 17 00:00:56,107 --> 00:00:59,573 This black belt beauty is what you saved your lunch money for, people. 18 00:00:59,574 --> 00:01:01,794 [Cheering] 19 00:01:01,855 --> 00:01:03,215 Yeah! 20 00:01:03,216 --> 00:01:05,248 Milton, I don't know if I can do this. 21 00:01:05,249 --> 00:01:08,118 This is kind of embarrassing. It's not really my thing. I don't... 22 00:01:08,119 --> 00:01:11,119 [Dance music playing] 23 00:01:20,563 --> 00:01:22,483 Okay. 24 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:26,174 Well, you are a shy little thing, aren't you? 25 00:01:26,175 --> 00:01:27,537 Do I hear 50? 26 00:01:27,538 --> 00:01:31,678 Yes, you do, you do, you really do. 27 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:37,163 Albert, President of the Mathletes with the first bid. Do I hear 60? 28 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,315 Nicholas, Captain of the football team. 29 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,383 Do I hear 70? 30 00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:42,784 - 70. - 80? 31 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:43,789 90? 32 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:45,767 Do I hear $100? 33 00:01:45,768 --> 00:01:47,774 - Oh. - $200! 34 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,695 Whaa. 35 00:01:51,161 --> 00:01:53,044 Going once, going twice... 36 00:01:53,045 --> 00:01:54,164 Keep going, keep going. 37 00:01:54,165 --> 00:01:58,785 Sold for a record breaking $200 to Albert. 38 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:02,786 Carol, I've been saving for weeks. 39 00:02:02,787 --> 00:02:04,307 You're the only girl for me. 40 00:02:04,308 --> 00:02:06,207 Up next is Sue Lin. 41 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:07,634 $100! 42 00:02:07,635 --> 00:02:09,450 [Rock music playing] 43 00:02:09,451 --> 00:02:10,455 - Don't... - Don't... 44 00:02:10,456 --> 00:02:11,436 - You... - You... 45 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:12,695 Get all tough with me! 46 00:02:12,696 --> 00:02:13,442 I'm saying... 47 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:14,451 - Won't... - Won't... 48 00:02:14,452 --> 00:02:15,378 - You... - You... 49 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,799 Come kick it with me? 50 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,068 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 51 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,970 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 52 00:02:20,971 --> 00:02:26,139 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 53 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:28,164 Here we go, let's start the party! 54 00:02:28,165 --> 00:02:29,714 Chop it up like it's karate. 55 00:02:29,715 --> 00:02:31,083 Everybody! 56 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,369 - Don't... - Don't... 57 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:33,386 - You... - You... 58 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,606 Get all tough with me! 59 00:02:34,607 --> 00:02:35,342 I'm saying... 60 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:36,381 - Won't... - Won't... 61 00:02:36,382 --> 00:02:37,291 - You... - You... 62 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:38,754 Come kick it with me? 63 00:02:38,755 --> 00:02:41,311 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 64 00:02:41,312 --> 00:02:43,042 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 65 00:02:43,043 --> 00:02:48,943 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 66 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,356 I know it's for a good cause but, 67 00:02:58,357 --> 00:03:00,695 I can't believe I'm gonna have to go on a date with Albert. 68 00:03:00,696 --> 00:03:02,183 Here's a little trick. 69 00:03:02,184 --> 00:03:07,167 If you need to end a date with a nerd early, lean in, blow in his ear. 70 00:03:07,168 --> 00:03:08,655 [Blows] 71 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,776 He'll faint. You run. 72 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,943 Uh, hey, Kim? 73 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,995 Uh, you're not gonna have to go on the date with Albert. 74 00:03:17,996 --> 00:03:20,295 Yeah, I am. He had the highest bid. 75 00:03:20,296 --> 00:03:25,138 Well, he did the bidding, but it wasn't for himself. 76 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,591 It was for me. 77 00:03:27,592 --> 00:03:30,192 What? Really, why? 78 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:32,012 I don't know, I guess... 79 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:34,481 The thought of you going out with some other guy... 80 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,121 To be honest, it kind of bothered me. 81 00:03:37,122 --> 00:03:38,934 What are you saying, Jack? 82 00:03:38,935 --> 00:03:43,675 I'm saying that maybe we should go on a... 83 00:03:43,843 --> 00:03:45,684 An outing? 84 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:47,060 We could definitely do an outing. 85 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,486 - An outing. - An outing. Yeah. 86 00:03:49,487 --> 00:03:52,842 So, uh, why didn't you just bid on me yourself? 87 00:03:52,843 --> 00:03:54,434 I don't know. I just... 88 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,884 I thought it would weird our friends out. 89 00:03:56,885 --> 00:04:00,725 Yeah, you're right. The minute they find out we're going on an actual... 90 00:04:00,726 --> 00:04:02,880 Date, they'll treat us differently. 91 00:04:02,881 --> 00:04:06,276 - So we'll keep it to ourselves? - Absolutely. 92 00:04:06,277 --> 00:04:07,355 Albert: Kim! 93 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:09,576 Kim! Kim! 94 00:04:09,711 --> 00:04:11,561 [Panting] 95 00:04:11,562 --> 00:04:13,263 Albert, what are you doing here? 96 00:04:13,264 --> 00:04:15,711 Kim, I'm glad I caught you. 97 00:04:15,712 --> 00:04:17,849 Give me a second. Woo! 98 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:21,112 Oh, I just ran all the way from Phil's. 99 00:04:21,113 --> 00:04:23,098 Jack, forget our agreement. 100 00:04:23,099 --> 00:04:28,737 I realize that I too have feelings for Kim and I'm gonna take her on a date. 101 00:04:28,738 --> 00:04:31,074 - Uh, Albert, I... - Jack, I got this. 102 00:04:31,075 --> 00:04:34,289 Our date will begin with a romantic carriage ride through the park... 103 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:36,112 Where, you know, we'll hold hands and... 104 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:39,233 - [Blows] - Nerd down. 105 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:50,679 So, Sam, did you decide what you're gonna do for the school Talent Show? 106 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,273 Yep. Piano. 107 00:04:52,274 --> 00:04:55,454 It's pronounced karate. 108 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,904 It's a good choice. 109 00:04:57,905 --> 00:05:00,075 But they have this great piano there, Rudy. 110 00:05:00,076 --> 00:05:02,444 I could program like 10 different instruments on it. 111 00:05:02,445 --> 00:05:03,852 I think I can win. 112 00:05:03,853 --> 00:05:07,140 Please. Nobody likes music. 113 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,115 Karate's how you win a Talent Show. 114 00:05:09,116 --> 00:05:12,285 And I would have won mine if I didn't get a raging case of donkey pox. 115 00:05:12,286 --> 00:05:13,786 Donkey pox? 116 00:05:13,787 --> 00:05:18,407 Yeah, it's like chicken pox but phlegmier. 117 00:05:19,091 --> 00:05:21,494 Rudy: I had to be in the bubble because I was contagious. 118 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:26,042 But everything was going fine until my regulator malfunctioned. 119 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:26,942 [Clangs] 120 00:05:26,943 --> 00:05:29,043 [Hisses] 121 00:05:30,269 --> 00:05:32,249 [Pops] 122 00:05:35,107 --> 00:05:37,080 Rudy: Of course, the sneeze didn't help. 123 00:05:37,081 --> 00:05:39,241 [Sneezes] 124 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:47,893 Now, I lost, but the great thing about raising kids is 125 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:51,575 you can force them to achieve the goals you could not. 126 00:05:51,576 --> 00:05:55,056 That's just good parenting. 127 00:06:04,676 --> 00:06:05,911 Hey, Kim. 128 00:06:05,912 --> 00:06:07,811 I got us a reservation at Portaccini's. 129 00:06:07,812 --> 00:06:08,938 That's impossible. 130 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:12,075 Tomorrow night, 7:30, table by the fountain. 131 00:06:12,076 --> 00:06:14,926 This is gonna be perfect. I even made you a little something. 132 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:17,290 But remember we're not saying a word about this to anyone. 133 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:19,271 Right. 134 00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:22,202 - Okay. - Okay. 135 00:06:23,094 --> 00:06:24,297 [Girl chattering on phone] 136 00:06:24,298 --> 00:06:25,993 Uh-huh. 137 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,832 Really? 138 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:30,473 You don't say. 139 00:06:36,174 --> 00:06:38,334 [Exhales] 140 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:42,099 That was Carol Thompson. Clingy. 141 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,449 Kim, I can't stand clingy girls. 142 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:47,029 I'm sorry things with Carol didn't work out but, 143 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:50,587 I'm sure the right person is even closer than you think. 144 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:53,408 [Chatter continues] 145 00:06:53,887 --> 00:06:57,307 Uh, Kim, you dropped this. 146 00:07:01,032 --> 00:07:03,312 J plus K? 147 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,699 No way. 148 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,571 Wait, is this you and Jack? You guys are together? 149 00:07:09,572 --> 00:07:11,444 No. No no no no. It's not Jack. 150 00:07:11,445 --> 00:07:15,045 It's a different "J" person. 151 00:07:20,283 --> 00:07:22,652 Wait a minute. 152 00:07:22,653 --> 00:07:25,773 Jerry's a "J" person. 153 00:07:26,611 --> 00:07:29,311 Is this "J" me? 154 00:07:29,588 --> 00:07:31,508 Uh... 155 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:36,866 - Yes. - [Gasps] 156 00:07:36,869 --> 00:07:38,203 Yes, it is. 157 00:07:38,204 --> 00:07:39,478 Ah! 158 00:07:39,479 --> 00:07:43,639 It makes so much sense now. The right person is closer than you think. 159 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,011 Tomorrow night we're going on our first date. 160 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:49,807 - Uh, you know, Jerry, I... - Shh shh shh shh shh shh. 161 00:07:49,808 --> 00:07:53,150 You're gonna see the soft, sensitive side of Jerry Martinez. 162 00:07:53,151 --> 00:07:55,090 Just hang on. 163 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:58,335 - [Chatter continues] - It's over, Carol. You're out! 164 00:07:58,336 --> 00:07:59,615 [Groans] 165 00:07:59,616 --> 00:08:03,006 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 166 00:08:03,007 --> 00:08:05,747 Okay, lesson one, defense. 167 00:08:05,748 --> 00:08:08,729 Now I'm gonna swing this focus pad at you and you're gonna duck under it. 168 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,710 Ready? 169 00:08:13,205 --> 00:08:14,451 You have to duck. 170 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:19,252 - Oh, all right. - Okay? Let's try it again. 171 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:23,522 - You know, I think I see the problem. - I'm not very good at karate? 172 00:08:23,523 --> 00:08:26,552 That, and you have the reflexes of a wall. 173 00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:28,635 But that's okay. Let me show you. 174 00:08:28,636 --> 00:08:31,499 I'm gonna say ready, you swing, I'll duck. 175 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,294 Now, you're not gonna be able to hit me because I'm a Sensei 176 00:08:34,295 --> 00:08:36,495 and I have what some people call super ninja reflexes. 177 00:08:36,496 --> 00:08:38,596 [Grunts] 178 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,615 That's perfect. 179 00:08:43,616 --> 00:08:46,346 You know, I've never actually bought a corsage before. 180 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:49,393 I'm pretty excited. It's for my new girlfr... 181 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:51,434 Person. 182 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:56,542 Hey, Jack. What you got in the box? 183 00:08:56,543 --> 00:08:59,423 Uh, it's my uh... 184 00:09:02,134 --> 00:09:03,876 Bird. 185 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,857 Bucky. 186 00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:08,860 Why is your bird in a box? 187 00:09:08,861 --> 00:09:11,553 Well, my bird is in a... 188 00:09:11,554 --> 00:09:14,494 Box because it's... 189 00:09:15,107 --> 00:09:17,590 Dead. I mean... 190 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,511 Dead. 191 00:09:19,631 --> 00:09:21,862 I am so sorry. 192 00:09:21,863 --> 00:09:26,483 - Come on. Bring it in, you. - No, thanks. 193 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,966 [Exhales] 194 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,862 Okay, you know... 195 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:36,020 Thank you, Milton, but I'm grieving, so I should probably be alone right now. 196 00:09:36,021 --> 00:09:39,188 You're wrong, Jack. A funeral service is exactly what you need. 197 00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:42,817 That's why I'm arranging one here at the dojo tomorrow. 198 00:09:42,818 --> 00:09:45,467 Ah, I don't know, man. 199 00:09:45,468 --> 00:09:48,243 Bucky was a very private bird. 200 00:09:48,244 --> 00:09:50,316 Trust me, Jack. 201 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:53,056 I didn't get to say a proper good-bye to my goldfish. 202 00:09:53,057 --> 00:09:56,507 There are some days I just can't even get out of bed. 203 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,676 I'm sorry, man. When did that happen? 204 00:09:58,677 --> 00:10:01,317 Nine years ago. 205 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,641 Wow. Kim, you look amazing. 206 00:10:07,642 --> 00:10:10,144 Thanks. You do too. 207 00:10:10,145 --> 00:10:12,699 This was supposed to be our romantic date at Portaccini's. 208 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:16,216 Yeah, instead I'm going to a funeral for a bird that doesn't exist. 209 00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:21,209 I'm going on a date with Jerry who unfortunately does exist. 210 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,014 Let's get our grieve on, Jack. 211 00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:26,660 Kim, you're not gonna believe this. I got us a table at Portaccini's. 212 00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:30,321 Some poor dude had to cancel. 213 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:47,478 You know, I can't say I'm surprised you wanted to date me, Kim. 214 00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:50,368 See, the thing about me is I'm all cool on the outside, 215 00:10:50,369 --> 00:10:54,269 but on the inside I'm en fuego. 216 00:10:54,897 --> 00:10:57,746 You know, I think that's why I suffer from extreme fevers. 217 00:10:57,747 --> 00:10:58,744 You know my doctor... 218 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,761 [Jerry's voice] Oh, I can't stand clingy girls. 219 00:11:00,762 --> 00:11:02,897 [Echoing] Clingy girls... 220 00:11:02,898 --> 00:11:05,833 - He said it was a mixture of like... - Yeah yeah. That's great. Whatever. 221 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:11,409 Listen, now that we're dating, there's gonna be some changes. 222 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:12,594 Changes? 223 00:11:12,595 --> 00:11:15,807 This Saturday, instead of going to your cousin Chewy's birthday, 224 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:19,065 we're gonna go shopping for skirts. 225 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:21,295 But I don't wear skirts. 226 00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:24,264 And on Sunday, we're gonna go to the craft store. 227 00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:28,187 They have an all day candle making class for couples. 228 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,157 That is so not en fuego. 229 00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:32,159 I have to go to the bathroom. 230 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,760 I'm gonna miss you so much. 231 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,520 [Cellphone ringing] 232 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,621 Hello? 233 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:49,376 Kim: Hey, Sweetie. It's me. 234 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:51,712 Kim, are you calling me from the bathroom? 235 00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:52,729 Uh-huh. 236 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,950 [Flushing] 237 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,342 When I come back, I'm never letting you out of my sight. 238 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:05,192 We're gonna go shopping... 239 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:07,413 [Burbling] 240 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,638 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 241 00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:17,449 That was Donna Meikin playing Chinese checkers with her poodle. 242 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,122 Who lost? 243 00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:21,742 All of us who had to watch it. 244 00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:26,630 Next up is Sam who's gonna kick things into high gear with a little karate! 245 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:28,715 - [Fabric rips] - [Yelps] 246 00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:33,456 Oh, I hope that ripping sound was my pants. 247 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:39,026 [Rock music playing] 248 00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:43,587 Come on, Sam. Remember what I taught you. 249 00:12:47,861 --> 00:12:48,902 Boo! 250 00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:51,603 [Audience booing] 251 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,808 Hey, come on, come on. He's trying. 252 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:56,481 Boo! 253 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:58,938 Oh. Oh, really? 254 00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:02,382 Amazing Wally, your magic act stunk. 255 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:07,903 The only thing you made disappear was my will to live. 256 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,826 Your loss has left us in a lurch. 257 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,644 We stare now at an empty perch. 258 00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:21,605 So sad are we that you are gone. 259 00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:26,323 If only you had known the fan was on. 260 00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:31,044 - Oh, death! Thy sting... - Okay, thank you. Thank you. 261 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:33,761 Jack, why don't you come up and say something? 262 00:13:33,762 --> 00:13:37,623 - Uh, no no. I'm good. Thank you. - No, come on. 263 00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:40,144 Say something. 264 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,227 Bye bye, birdie. 265 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,834 Thank you all for coming. 266 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:56,203 Oh, no. This was just the memorial. 267 00:13:56,204 --> 00:14:01,647 Now we take the four mile funeral march up to Mount Seaford for the graveside service. 268 00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:06,973 And then down to the skating arena for the musical tribute Bucky's life on ice. 269 00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:07,950 [Sobs] 270 00:14:07,951 --> 00:14:11,671 I wish it was me in the box. 271 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,292 It should have been me. 272 00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:19,437 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 273 00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:21,651 What a night. 274 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:26,732 Portaccini's for dinner, a walk through the park, and... 275 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,693 The night ends here at our place. 276 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,689 So I was thinking tomorrow we'd go to the lake in Eisenhower Park and rent one 277 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:38,690 of those swan paddled boats and just float for hours and hours and hours! 278 00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:40,945 We gotta talk. 279 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,440 Uh, going out with you has been... 280 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:46,801 Go ahead. I can take it. 281 00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:48,989 The greatest thing that ever happened to me. 282 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:51,309 Oh, it hurts! But they say time heals all... 283 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,859 What now? 284 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,604 Ever since word got out that you and I are seeing each other, 285 00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:57,980 every girl in the school is interested in me. 286 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,567 But I'm so overbearing and clingy. 287 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,269 And extremely annoying. 288 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,778 Plus, I don't know if anybody's told you this, 289 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,145 but you have this weird waddle walk you do. 290 00:15:08,146 --> 00:15:09,876 But I don't care about all that. 291 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,726 What I care about is I'm rejecting girls 292 00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:14,548 that have been rejecting me since I started school. 293 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:17,217 Because of you, Kim, I'm in a whole new league. 294 00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:19,078 Hey. 295 00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:22,915 So... we're not breaking up? 296 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,394 Not for a long time. 297 00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,555 [Sobbing] 298 00:15:28,369 --> 00:15:31,367 Well, if it isn't Heather Donnelly. 299 00:15:31,368 --> 00:15:34,568 The girl that was too good to talk to me in kindergarten. 300 00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:36,448 Should have put a ring on it, Heather! 301 00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:38,429 [Sobs] 302 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,873 This could have been you. 303 00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:42,694 [Sobbing continues] 304 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:51,617 There you are! 305 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,987 Still recovering from the trip up Mount Seaford? 306 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:57,513 Oh, yeah. The important thing is that it's all over. 307 00:15:57,514 --> 00:16:00,929 Not quite. You just need to be open to loving again. 308 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:05,150 That's why after my goldfish died, my dad got me Leonard. 309 00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,933 [Caws] 310 00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:09,629 And now, I'm giving him to you. 311 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,104 Come on, man. I don't know anything about birds. 312 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,330 Except for Lucky. 313 00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:14,908 - Bucky. - Bucky. 314 00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:16,571 It's really simple. 315 00:16:16,572 --> 00:16:19,777 Just sing him a few songs, pluck his dead feathers, 316 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:24,998 and most importantly, remember to change his diaper. 317 00:16:25,675 --> 00:16:27,621 Did you say change his diaper? 318 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:29,902 Change me. 319 00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:32,959 - What? - Change me. 320 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,293 - Dude, I'm not changing your dia... - I said change me! 321 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,875 Okay! 322 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,796 Okay. 323 00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:42,017 Kickin' it with you! 324 00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:45,281 Let's just go. I was horrible, and everyone was booing me. 325 00:16:45,282 --> 00:16:48,152 Aw, come on, Sam. Not everyone was booing you. 326 00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:52,087 Some people were sleeping. Others were running for the exits. 327 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:55,065 I wish I could have just gone out and played the piano. 328 00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:58,240 I only did karate because you wanted me to. 329 00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,941 Well, Sam, wait. 330 00:17:00,964 --> 00:17:02,770 I'm sorry. 331 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,358 I tried to use your Talent Show to make up for my own. 332 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,299 But that stops now. 333 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:15,247 All right. The show is not over. 334 00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:20,266 Today I forced Sam to do karate when what he really wanted to do was play the piano. 335 00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:21,613 Boo! 336 00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:26,755 So help me, Wally, I will you kick you where your doves hide! 337 00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,108 Now... 338 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:31,889 On the piano, my main man Sam. 339 00:17:44,214 --> 00:17:47,334 [Playing dramatic song] 340 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,786 [Beeping] 341 00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:06,478 [Pop music playing] 342 00:18:19,075 --> 00:18:21,295 [Cheering] 343 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,080 Sam, I am so proud of you. You were amazing. 344 00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:28,339 We have a winner. 345 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,372 I won! I won! 346 00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:33,673 I mean, he won, he won. 347 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,246 Kickin' it with you! 348 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,259 Hey. I got us a table at Portaccini's, but we only have 40 minutes. 349 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,299 Okay, let's go. 350 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,296 Oh, hey, guys. Where you going? 351 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,034 Yeah. And why are you all dressed up? 352 00:18:52,035 --> 00:18:54,937 Well, I am dressed up... 353 00:18:54,938 --> 00:18:59,193 Because I am going to see the new play! 354 00:18:59,194 --> 00:19:02,776 At the place where people act. 355 00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:06,179 Oh, you mean that 12 hour Shakespeare Marathon down at the Palladium? 356 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,419 I am so in! 357 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,750 Great. So that's really gonna happen now. 358 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,771 All right, Kim, let's go look for some cheerleaders for me to reject. 359 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:18,432 And please, watch your waddle. 360 00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:23,293 You know what, that's it. I'm done. 361 00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:25,062 Me too. 362 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,763 The truth is, we were going on a date last night, 363 00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:29,705 but we wanted to keep it a secret from everyone. 364 00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:32,872 So we made up a little lie, and it kind of blew up in our faces. 365 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,140 What do you mean? 366 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:38,093 Well, for starters, that box we buried, it wasn't a dead bird. 367 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,627 It was a corsage for Kim. 368 00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:45,022 And Jerry, that bracelet with the J plus K on it, the "J" was for Jack. 369 00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:46,697 Wait. 370 00:19:46,698 --> 00:19:49,193 So you never really wanted to date me? 371 00:19:49,194 --> 00:19:54,414 Don't take this the wrong way, but absolutely not. 372 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:57,717 Tell you what, how about tomorrow at school you break up with me in front 373 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,552 of the entire cheer leading squad and I'll take it really really hard? 374 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:03,868 Oh, that'd be great, Kim. 375 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:08,674 You're the best fake ex-girlfriend a guy could ever have. 376 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,276 Milton, I'm sorry, man. 377 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,279 Don't worry. It kind of worked out for me. 378 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,378 I have been trying to get rid of that, 379 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:18,618 feathered flying poop machine since the day I got him. 380 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:21,799 Have fun on your date. 381 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,330 [Chuckles] 382 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,026 This is for you. 383 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,471 [Both chuckle] 384 00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:41,372 I had to hike up the side of a mountain to bury your corsage. 385 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,985 And I had to pretend to be Jerry's crazy girlfriend. 386 00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:47,912 All this just so we can go on a date. 387 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,427 You know what? 388 00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:52,188 You're worth it. 389 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,924 Kickin' it with you! 390 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:10,403 - So how's your Manicotti? - Really good. How's your Rigatoni? 391 00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:12,111 It's nice. 392 00:21:12,112 --> 00:21:12,946 [Squawks] 393 00:21:12,947 --> 00:21:15,475 Change my diaper. 394 00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:18,478 - Just ignore him. - Change my diaper. 395 00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:20,547 No, you don't understand. I have to. 396 00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:23,265 - No, you don't. - I said change me! 397 00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:25,546 Go go go! 398 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,322 [Humming a tune] 399 00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:35,964 Hey, Kim. 400 00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:38,705 Dining alone? 401 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:46,340 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 402 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:50,940 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0